Deadpan Drive

Where absurd car commentary meets serious narration. Welcome to Deadpan Drive — a dry-witted dive into the automotive world where the facts don’t always matter, but the tone sure does. These videos explore the weird, the useless, and the oddly poetic side of cars, all delivered with the kind of straight-faced intensity usually reserved for presidential addresses or existential crises. Whether you're here for laughs, dead-serious satire, or just wondering why anyone would compare a Pontiac G6 to a Greek tragedy — you're in the right lane. Buckle up. Or don’t. It’s not that kind of ride.